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My New Car

So my Saturn died. Well it didn't die, but I killed it. Mechanically it is still sound (sorta). I was getting onto 287 North at exit 10, and while accelerating I noticed cars at a dead stop. Because it is the acceleration lane, I had to slam on the breaks. Because of my slow reaction time, I swerved onto the grass shoulder and BAMMMMM, ran into the huge 287 sign. The sign was the big exit sign (the size of a queen size bed). It weighed about 300lbs. Two guys rushed to my aide, and told me the story.

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