Monday's I have my final class at Rider. Now, I do hate Rider, but I have to do it. Using a Fark Cliche, if I'm writing about it, hilarity ensued. It starts me walking into the professor's office.

As I walk in the two professors, in unison, say "Hey Chaimtime," in a very happy happy voice.

My response was "Is this your way of telling me I failed my comps without making me feel bad?"

Their response was "No, but why didn't you show up to class." After a blank stare on my face my professor says, "Oh, you didn't know."

My favorite non chaimtime site, www.consumerist.com is for sale. Someone needs to buy them.

I need to lose weight again. When I was on Atkins there was something I noticed that I think I can duplicate. When I was on Atkins I lost weight mainly by NOT eating out. Because very few restaurants were "carb friendly" I made it a point not to eat out. Well I want to do the same thing again. I think I can lose weight by only eating what is in my house. I may eat more, but in the end, I'm aware of all food that goes into my body. I won't go to quick check and get a sandwich.

I originally promised Haim this to be a 2 parter, but I thought it would look like one candidate was really superior to the other, so I toned it down a bit and made it one article.

Originally, I told Chaim this would be a 2 part piece, but I decided that posting them individually would give people the wrong idea.

So here it is, Election 2008 Discussion.

I found this an interesting link. Click to see how much chaimtime.com is worth.

I took the video for Tim. It is hilarious, and very well done.

Ever since I started drinking, I would always drink the same beer. It was either Guinness, Sam Adams, or Blue Moon. Those three were my goto beers. I never strayed, and I think I'm missing out. I want to expand my beer knowledge. Last week I tried Brooklyn Lager, and I wasn't impressed. This week is Magic Hat Autumn.

Chaim came up with the idea for the title of this one.

I am now discovering that doing a fireplace surround is actually a bit more difficult than I figured.

Sigh... I really do wonder why I pay $149 (and soon $169) a month for my association.

So my Saturn died. Well it didn't die, but I killed it. Mechanically it is still sound (sorta). I was getting onto 287 North at exit 10, and while accelerating I noticed cars at a dead stop. Because it is the acceleration lane, I had to slam on the breaks. Because of my slow reaction time, I swerved onto the grass shoulder and BAMMMMM, ran into the huge 287 sign. The sign was the big exit sign (the size of a queen size bed). It weighed about 300lbs. Two guys rushed to my aide, and told me the story.